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WITH apologies to Banjo Patterson, 'there was movement at the station, when the word was passed around', that table tennis was on at the Oxley Hall on Monday night.
An action packed evening as 24 players, including four 'newbies', rattled the tables and floors in the socially competitive atmosphere.
Graham Stephens, who meticulously drives between the white lines, drew the short straw to partner June Uebergang, 'who ain't what she used to be', when they lined up against the irrepressible Debbie Brunken and Mrs Stephens, Alison.
Plenty of livewire action saw Ms Stephens and Brunken combining well to run away an early lead, before Mr Stephens and Uebergang gradually pegged them back only to hear the siren ring with scores reading 21–19 in favour of the "hers".
In what could be described as a royal pairing, 'King Richard' Morgan and 'Princess Kate' Cole, did all within their power to outplay newcomer Clive Brooker and 'free', or is it four wheeler, Simon Brown, in a game that provided much fun, sweat and cheers from players and spectators alike.
But the royal pair of Morgan and Cole finally stood high on the balcony to accept the crowning glory.
Three new younguns to the scene of siblings Audrey and Allister Olsson; and Marnie Woodberry and fellow teenager Phobe Bosley certainly showed those of the 'more senior' age bracket that they definitely have what it takes to be stars of the future.
Some of their play was of a standard that some oldies could only dream of.
Having experienced their first night at the Oxley tables, it came as no surprise when, on leaving each said "see you next week".
Having picked up a yard or three in pace over the off–season, Neil Brock, and 'first man' Adam Bosley stood shoulder to shoulder against 'photographer extraordinaire' Jason Mullins and 'Willpower' Bonwick.
With each player an exponent of strength in his own field, it came as no surprise that the game went on and on for what seemed hours.
A great contest was toughed out when 'Doc' Martin Butcher and young 'rip–tearer' Archie Crispin locked horns with the teenager who packs a punch, Zac Mullins, and always in the zone Manni Poulos in a battle of bat and ball.
Every shot in the book was utilised by all, as they served, drove, attacked and defended many times before each point was won.
Firm handshakes, high fives and big smiles clearly indicated it was a match enjoyed by all.
Neil Spurgeon came with big plans to deliver the goods in his first game back.
And with his partner Dianne Feldtman, who knows the game from a to z, they put the challenge out to the pair who serve it up in big doses, John and Joyce Fisher, whose angle on the game lures their opponents into biting the bait.
The final outcome was never going to be predictable as each pair demonstrated total desire and determination with Joyce covering more ground than the MCG, while John played the tough stuff to set up the kill.
After a long enjoyably exhausting night, players retired to the supper room to enjoy a cuppa and tasty treats, while holding post–mortems' and general chit chat.
Adults and secondary students of all ages and abilities are most welcome to join the group, which meets at the Oxley Hall on Monday nights, beginning at 7pm.
Bring your own bat and $2 entry fee.





